Really Huge Monsters

Really huge monsters have sharp teeth and they don't exist and some monsters have red eyes and some have white and some have yellow and some have blue. Monsters are really cool.

Vampire

Vampires have sharp teeth. They eat people's blood. They don't exist. Some don't have legs. And some DO have legs. Some eyes on the vampire are red, and some are white like people's.

sam.skeleton.com

Skeletons make a mean face when they're real. When they're not real, they don't make a mean face. They have skeleton bones. That's all I want to say.

Bigfoot

Bigfoot is in TV, so he doesn't hop out. Bigfoot is a total man and he has no clothes. He has big feet, and razor sharp claws. This is what his face would look like.
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Guys Who Turn Into Werewolves

[Now that we have the picture of the brown werewolf, I want to delete this one now. -Sam]
Guys get eaten by werewolves. If they're in TV, they hop out of TVs. (That was just a lie.) Werewolves look scary and they have razor sharp claws and a hairy head. The picture on the left, it has a big tooth, and on the other side it has a big tooth. If they do exist, they have metal things that look like their eyes.